reconguista:

official-mugi:

gaylor-moon:

yeah lemme get a uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh anime series without sexualized teenagers and creepy incestual subplots

sounds boring

This is why you don’t have a girlfriend

slavery:

unclefather:

slavery:

I’m ant man and this post took me two days to type

why didn’t you just ask your little shitty friends to help you press the keys

fuck you im ant man and this reply took me 12 days to type

blacktweets:

wurnbo:

how do people wake up in the morning feeling refreshed

bumblebeebats:

baetology:

Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.

And people say stuff like ‘lol don’t you hate it when you look up in the middle of the night and see a spider on your ceiling’ like bitch (!!) i could have Nicholas II last czar of Russia hangin from my ceiling fan and i would be none the wiser

duskyhuedladysatan:

girlwholovesturtles:

gaymermell:

do you ever feel yourself slowly losing your current hyperfixation but you’re not particularly interested in anything else rn so you have nothing to fill that void and ur just bored and ready for death

This is uncomfortably accurate

i feel so called out rn

yourcodenameis-michael:

character development

smaug-official:

Chris+Chris = Chris ²

I went to fool around on face morph but instead I unlocked a conspiracy 

goddamngeckogirl:

afropup:

jimmuhcat:

dontknowmynamelol:

wut

such majesty

where r they goin

I never enjoyed a pictures series more